Donks

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01/31/2014 at 20:01 • Filed to: None

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If I could have any 10 cars in my garage, one of them would definitely be a donk. With a system. And potentially a drop top. For cruising. Haters gonna hate

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DISCUSSION (32)


Kinja'd!!! puddler > Team6.1
01/31/2014 at 20:02

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i'd donk a prius. with a carb'd non-turbo 12a.


Kinja'd!!! Team6.1 > puddler
01/31/2014 at 20:04

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I'd donk pretty much any car. That's the beauty of a donk.


Kinja'd!!! Squid > Team6.1
01/31/2014 at 20:10

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When I moved up to my new town I saw two donks. . . I've never lived in a place where people have donks and just cruise around trying to look cool. . . It gives me a good chuckle because they are seriously trying to look cool and avoid being pulled over while they drive through downtown over and over for no reason other than showing off the 30'' rims and blasting horrible music.


Kinja'd!!! DollaMoneyAve > Team6.1
01/31/2014 at 20:12

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Oh, absolutely.

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If I had that kind of money I'd love to venture into new and interesting auto sub-cultures. Hell, I'd maybe even have a tasteful stance project too. Maybe.


Kinja'd!!! NinetyQ > Team6.1
01/31/2014 at 20:16

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I can't think of a reason I would want a donk. How would you use it?


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > Team6.1
01/31/2014 at 20:19

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DONK!


Kinja'd!!! Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Team6.1
01/31/2014 at 20:25

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You know, for the most part, I really dont care for donks, but man! Dat woman be sexy.


Kinja'd!!! awe46m3zcp > Team6.1
01/31/2014 at 20:28

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I'd take a low rider over a donk any day.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Team6.1
01/31/2014 at 20:29

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How many donks could a donk's donk donk if a donk's donk could donk donks?


Kinja'd!!! Team6.1 > Squid
01/31/2014 at 20:34

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When I lived in Florida, I shit you not, custom full car airbrush cars of spongebob, lucky charms, LEGO, Trix, were common. Like $10,000+ for cars of cereal and kids toys. Mind. Blown.


Kinja'd!!! Team6.1 > DollaMoneyAve
01/31/2014 at 20:34

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Out of 10, yes, I would also have a stanced something. JDM probably, potentially something german


Kinja'd!!! Team6.1 > Takuro Spirit
01/31/2014 at 20:35

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30's


Kinja'd!!! Team6.1 > NinetyQ
01/31/2014 at 20:35

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To drive 10 mph and sit in parking lots with my system cranked thinking that everyone else thought I was cool while actually knowing I was just pissing everyone else off


Kinja'd!!! Team6.1 > awe46m3zcp
01/31/2014 at 20:38

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If i have 10 cars, then I'm going over the top with a super not practical and laying frame with lowrider


Kinja'd!!! f86sabre > Team6.1
01/31/2014 at 20:43

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Original donk?

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Kinja'd!!! f86sabre > Team6.1
01/31/2014 at 20:45

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If the dude wore the Lego head that would be totally acceptable.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Team6.1
01/31/2014 at 21:27

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I guess I should point out that this is a photoshop. The front wheel is showing in front of the leading edge of the wheel well.


Kinja'd!!! Burrito de EJ25 > Team6.1
01/31/2014 at 21:34

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I want to roll up to Willow Springs in like a donk'd rare Ferrari. Just to lick the tears off all these car autistics.


Kinja'd!!! AthomSfere > NinetyQ
01/31/2014 at 21:34

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You don't use a donk, just like you don't use diamond studded teeth or a gold plated toilet. It's 99% a symbol of the money you are willing to waste on something everyone else doesn't get at all.


Kinja'd!!! UserNotFound > Team6.1
01/31/2014 at 21:39

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If I had 10 cars one would be a donk and one would be a lowrider and I would park the donk over the lowrider to save space in the garage for activities.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Team6.1
01/31/2014 at 22:01

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Hate. But your choice.


Kinja'd!!! Simplify, then add beer > Team6.1
01/31/2014 at 22:25

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I get it. If you had the cash - like stupid cash - you could do it right.

Correct platform, find a nice Continental or malaise era Caddy, and put a big supercharged block in there.

Build the suspension properly. Gut the wheel wells so you can have some wheel travel, and give it a ride that won't rattle your fillings.

Then cruise like a mofo, and bathe in the hate.


Kinja'd!!! Team6.1 > Simplify, then add beer
01/31/2014 at 23:21

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Exactly. Big block pushing massive HP to turn the wheels. Also massive Brembos to stop said wheels. Tub everything so it actually rolls and turns. A couple thousand watts of stereo in the trunk. A crazy ass paint job. Slip yoke eliminators and tranny kits and custom driveshafts to make everything kosher. Then just cruise


Kinja'd!!! Team6.1 > Burrito de EJ25
01/31/2014 at 23:24

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275 GTB, 250 Testarosa, original shelbys, bugatti royale, any vintage race car


Kinja'd!!! Simplify, then add beer > Team6.1
01/31/2014 at 23:35

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Would be interesting if you could find a slightly smaller rim and paint an inch of matching colour onto the tyre. That way you get a smoother ride but keep the look.

Plus it means more rubber for burnouts


Kinja'd!!! DuckDraper > puddler
02/01/2014 at 03:50

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A carbie 12a a would burn sooo much oil thus utterly ruining the point of the Prius. They're self-righteous owners would loathe you. Brilliant!

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Kinja'd!!! puddler > DuckDraper
02/01/2014 at 03:53

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and slushbox. dragging a stump as an anchor.

where's xibit when you need him?


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Textured Soy Protein
02/01/2014 at 04:01

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i think that's an illusion. it looks like the wheel is over lapping the fender, but i think the fender has actually been cut for clearance which is common.


Kinja'd!!! DuckDraper > puddler
02/01/2014 at 04:02

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Here he is. The idea's making him a bit fappy though.

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Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Squid
02/01/2014 at 04:04

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when i was driving through Chicago a few years ago I saw a Olds Aurora lifted on 24"s. It was beat up, and the fenders were chopped for clearance. it was funny though. I couldn't believe she girl driving it trusted it on the freeway though. I sure as hell didn't trust it.


Kinja'd!!! Squid > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
02/01/2014 at 06:14

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I honestly don't know what the proper response to seeing a donk. I just point and laugh and maybe take a picture.


Kinja'd!!! itranthelasttimeiparkedit > Team6.1
02/01/2014 at 23:33

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I saw a donked boxster in dallas a few days ago, couldn't get a good pic. A few weeks before that I saw a mossy oak'd miata in sacremento too. Its been a good few weeks for unique car spottings